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Skinny Rich White Girls Skinny Rich White Girls

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"God, what a b--ch!"

Ha ha ha , you Canadians. This one time, I went to Canada once to watch, "the HULK", and it was totally cool aside from this frappuccino I got, which was like, 3 sizes too small for some reason, and I ran out during the previews, then didn't have anything to go with my raisinettes.

Anyway, good job!

A Cow Story 3 A Cow Story 3

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Propz for 3-year old flashes re-done!

Oh yeah! Give a shout-out for mexi-chicken and his voice from three years ago! Hollaback muthaf*cka! Whoop! Anyways, it was pretty good for your, what, third movie ever? There were two long parts (fight sequence, climbing grappling hook,) but no biggie. Anyhoo, everybody check out this guy's other two movies, he'll appreciate it. I'm outie!

Kloris responds:

Thanks for finally checking it out, man, hee! Yep, third movie ever. I timed the rope climbing section to be as long as Oink's adventurous song singing, which was probably only 25 seconds or so. I thought the scale of the place he was climbing would show that it did take him quite a while to get up there. Plus if you notice, it starts out pretty dark while he's at the bottom, and as he gets higher, the sun gets brighter and brighter. It sort of sets the mood, but people never notice little things like that, eh? The fight scene was also attempted to be timed to the song... If you notice the first heavy section is Snoid hurting Oinkness, then there's the acoustic part, then Oinkness kicks Snoid's butt.

As far as production time, this part 3 took about 5x longer to make than Part 2 did, but it only gained a few more points, so perhaps people don't really care so much for sprite movies despite how much effort goes in. Sure, I could have always made people just standing there with lip syncing, talking about dirty stuff with barely any animation, like the Ill Will Press stuff, but I guess I wanted to try something funner.... Who knows what the future holds for my projects, but I'd like to thank everyone who likes the Cow Story series for being so supporting. Peace!

Gravity Car Gravity Car

Rated 2 / 5 stars


That was a minivan, sir. A gravity minivan.

clevelandsteamer1 responds:

Technically, it was a volkswagon bus... a gravity volkswagon bus. :)

Plans to Fuck Alexis 15 Plans to Fuck Alexis 15

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


You're funny. I hate that.

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Ryan-Smith responds:

Um...thanks? Yeah, thanks, I hate you too <3

Acceptance!! Acceptance!!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I think you scared everyone else out of reviewing.

It was alright, and had some funniness because you're Canadian of course. It's just too bad you're Canadian, that's all. MAPLE LEAF HOCKEY MOUNTIES!

Fun With Pennies Fun With Pennies

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


That was... hypnotic. Seriously, I was about to blam it for being another claymation video, but not this time, fucker. Not this time.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ha ha ha ha!

Thanks for making this, bro! I'll never know why so many people recycle the same Newgrounds things over and over again (Sticks, 'clocks', Foamy). Be more original! Anyways, I've got to go read some of my anime, watch Family Guy, and make some stick figure movies.

How to Pick a Nazis Brain How to Pick a Nazis Brain

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Yeah, too short

And who's to say he even deserved it? What if he was an American in disguise? You're a pretty evil fella, there, guy!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Holy Moley.

Has nobody done anything like this before? I mean, nobody? It's so obvious to do! Nobody has ever made a cartoon about the Newgrounds logo characters, or have I just entirely missed it? Anyway, congratulations on starting what is without a question a new series, and consequently a new section for the new series on Newgrounds. LUCKY!

flirt with the lorax flirt with the lorax

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Bitch! It's the motherf*ckin' lorax here to take all of your money and screw around with your ladies! He speaks for the trees and eats jolly ranchers. Damn right.

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