mr-a's Reviews

[Skinny Rich White Girls]

"God, what a b--ch!"

Ha ha ha , you Canadians. This one time, I went to Canada once to watch, "the HULK", and it was totally cool aside from this frappuccino I got, which was like, 3 sizes too small for some reason, and I ran out during the previews, then didn't have anything to go with my raisinettes.

Anyway, good job!

[A Cow Story 3]

Propz for 3-year old flashes re-done!

Oh yeah! Give a shout-out for mexi-chicken and his voice from three years ago! Hollaback muthaf*cka! Whoop! Anyways, it was pretty good for your, what, third movie ever? There were two long parts (fight sequence, climbing grappling hook,) but no biggie. Anyhoo, everybody check out this guy's other two movies, he'll appreciate it. I'm outie!

Kloris responds:

Thanks for finally checking it out, man, hee! Yep, third movie ever. I timed the rope climbing section to be as long as Oink's adventurous song singing, which was probably only 25 seconds or so. I thought the scale of the place he was climbing would show that it did take him quite a while to get up there. Plus if you notice, it starts out pretty dark while he's at the bottom, and as he gets higher, the sun gets brighter and brighter. It sort of sets the mood, but people never notice little things like that, eh? The fight scene was also attempted to be timed to the song... If you notice the first heavy section is Snoid hurting Oinkness, then there's the acoustic part, then Oinkness kicks Snoid's butt.

As far as production time, this part 3 took about 5x longer to make than Part 2 did, but it only gained a few more points, so perhaps people don't really care so much for sprite movies despite how much effort goes in. Sure, I could have always made people just standing there with lip syncing, talking about dirty stuff with barely any animation, like the Ill Will Press stuff, but I guess I wanted to try something funner.... Who knows what the future holds for my projects, but I'd like to thank everyone who likes the Cow Story series for being so supporting. Peace!

[Gravity Car]

OUT-ragious

That was a minivan, sir. A gravity minivan.

clevelandsteamer1 responds:

Technically, it was a volkswagon bus... a gravity volkswagon bus. :)

[EXPGEN]

It's sorta nice

But yeah.

[Stealth Hunter]

UUUUuuuuuuggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!

MAN I HATE YOU! I must have wasted an entire hour or two playing this game, up to freakin' LEVEL 17! I could get to the first three switches no problem, but I have no clue how to get past the second room. Oh well. It tended to drag on and become too pointless after a while, so I quit, but for the most part GOOD GAME BRO! One more thing: The graphics were sweet for the most part, but the ugly game boy-advance character models detracted a bit. I'll forgive you though because you're Canadian. Oh, BURN!!

[Cheney's Texas Takedown]

It does look like you made this game in a jiffy...

But it's still freakin' RIGHTEOUS! boner x7!